Alternative to Waterboarding

As I mentioned back in January, I've got braces on; the process started back around last November. And not just braces, but also expanders, top and bottom, behind my teeth that make it even more difficult to eat and talk. As of now, the surgery is scheduled for around March '09. It's not fun. So I submit, for Joint Task Force Guantanamo's consideration, that they use braces instead of waterboarding for their preferred coercive management technique at GTMO.Photo by Claudia Akers.